"...the local temperature is 118 degrees. For those of you making a connecting flight, we think that's a good choice. If Kabul is your final destination, and we can't imagine why it would be, please follow the yellow camel signs downstairs to ground transportation. We ask that you stay in your seats with your seatbelts securely fastened while we taxi to the gate. We will disembark as soon as the goat moves off the runway. We know you have a choice when you fly, and we appreciate you choosing Afghani Airways."
Welcome home, Rooms :-) I miss you already.